Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Short Sell America...Trade China!

After hearing that Obama would be including the military fiscal report on the national deficit, I felt I would take a minute to appreciate how our country is going out of its own way to become exactly what the American People want....Debt Ridden! The American people have spent themselves into a debt frenzy so it's only the next step for our country to follow suit.
But have not fear...Laissez-Faire Economics has a solution. If there is one thing that we know about successful American Consumerism is that things that are made in China are good. So in true light of our "Free Market" we have decided to sell our country to China. Our only future hope is that China will process its share of America through sweat shops and sell it back to us at an eighth the cost we could refurbish it ourselves. I think we should give up on our banks and just invest in China stock. I am not an expert on the stock market but I suggest short selling America and using the profits to invest in China.

No comments:

Post a Comment